“I see these guys scooting around, occasionally causing mayhem and whatnot, but I ain’t pulling them over or arresting them. As far as SoD is concerned, they can do pretty much whatever the fuck they want.”

Hank Powers, Chicago Police officer

“The way they scoot and own the fucking road, it’s incredible. The way I look at it, it’s like “why go for a hamburger when you can get a steak?” Those guys are steaks, yum.”

Tanya M., Cabin regular

“So I have a 12in cock. So what? Those guys have $1000 scooters. I’d rather scoot than ram this in somewhere.”

Brock Landers, 70/80s ex-porn star

“Those guys are really neat. That Mike character was something else–and, he had an ass like a horse and arms like a locksmith, real good stuff.”

Vanessa E., random drunk thot